Jokes of the Day
A teenager who had just received her learner’s permit offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their
destination. The mother got out of the car and said, “Thank you!” “Anytime,” her daughter replied. As the woman slammed the door, she said, “I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to God.”
A very cheap man was looking for a gift for a friend. Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit. In due time, the man received an acknowledgement from his friend. “Thanks for the vase,” it read. “It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately.”
Bernard, who was noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four fortyfour a.m. by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up. The next morning at precisely four forty-four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back. “Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to say that I don’t have a dog.”
Charity Golf Events in June
Dacotah Ridge in Morton will be venue for the 2016 Golf Scramble benefitting Salvation Army. Choose one of two days for your team to compete:
Day 1/Option 1
Wednesday, June 22nd
Tee Times Start at 1:00 PM
Day 2/Option 2
Thursday, June 23rd
Tee Times Start at 1:00 PM
The top team from both days will win the 2016 ServiceMaster Cup trophy! The 2015 Winners were Vic Burthler, Jim Kehrwald, Greg Ganyo, and Ben Leach.
Golf Entry Fee: $120/team
($30/person) with 100% going to the Salvation Army. $5 Mulligans that day.
What you get: 18 holes of golf with cart, lunch and chance to help raise $$ for a great organization.
Register online at:
Two-Day CE Classes in June
In addition to the Water/Ethics CE Class in Edina on June 14th, we are offering a two-day option in Morton. See the charts below.
A golf option is also available. Register at www.svmps.com/ce-classes.
Top Phone Apps to Try
Here are some of my favorite free phone apps you might also find useful this summer.
Waze: My favorite navigation tool. Tornado by Red Cross: Keeps you prepared and alerted for weather events.
FEMA: Emergency app for many types of threatening events.
ICE Standard ER: Put your emergency health information on your lock screen wallpaper, in case you are in an accident.
Snapseed: Perfect your summer photos with this powerful photo editing software.
Family locator by Life360: The best way to stay connected with family, friends, and everyone in-between.
Air Movers: To Use or Not to Use
by Patrick Winter
At the beginning of any restoration job, there is generally a feeling of hope, trust and good will that the job will be done correctly and will be trouble free.
However, all that can change with the flick of a switch if an overaggressive drying approach is applied at the wrong time. It’s a basic principle of drying: air movement evaporates moisture and dehumidifiers extract the moisture from the air. So it seems logical when wet materials are found to start the dry-out process as soon as possible. However, applying air movers in the wrong situation can not only make a job quickly go south, it could also land a company in court. Merely teaching a technician how to install drying equipment is not enough. They need to be taught to analyze their surroundings and access the potential side effects of turning on the air movers. It will prevent potential property damage issues, health issues, and customer confidence issues. Sewage contamination can contain
bacteria, viruses and micro-organisms and requires careful treatment when first starting the job. Airborne contaminants can be spread by natural circulation, an
installed mechanical system, or by using air movement equipment. When drawing out moist air out of potential contaminated cavities using negative pressure, an in-line HEPA filter should be used to remove contamination before exhausting air into the room. Restoration companies are cleaning companies so we have to remember to be aware of our surroundings, keep things clean and orderly every step of the process and this will keep us reputable. When people try to clean without this knowledge, extreme problems could be the result.Be safe, call a professional.
A Word from Our Customers
The following are testimonials from our recent customers:
– “ Thank you so much for all of your help. EVERYONE was great!!!”
– “The young man you have working for you is really a good man. I would keep him employ as long as you can. He is a fantastic worker.”
– “Adam did an excellent job”.
– “They finished the job quickly and didn’t leave a mess for me.”
Book to Read
The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to
Love that Lasts by Gary
Falling in love is easy. Staying in love—that’s the challenge! How can you keep your relationship fresh and growing amid the demands, conflicts, and just plain boredom of everyday life?
In the #1 New York Times bestseller The 5 Love Languages, you’ll discover the secret that has transformed millions of relationships worldwide. Dr. Gary Chapman’s proven approach to showing and receiving love will help you experience deeper and richer levels of intimacy.
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